In this essay I will discuss why spring is objectively the worst season.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Spring is the worst. The absolute only thing it has going for it is that it’s starting to warm up.
The whole point of spring is just to try to get through it because then it’s finally summer!
Spring is always so hectic. You have to deal with the end of the school year stuff and finals (whether you’re a student or teacher, or your kids are in school- somehow school scheduling stuff will always seep into your life). There are always a million deadlines in spring that sneak up on you- signing up for summer programs and events, making plans for summer vacations, trying to schedule work off, signing up for school in the fall, there’s so much to do! Plus they expect you to do spring cleaning during all of this? No thank you.
Here is why all of the other seasons are objectively better.
Summer is great: vacations, pools, lakes, barbecues, parties, late nights, warm weather, and no school.
Fall is great: crisp and cool, falling leaves, spooky stories, dressing up for Halloween, pumpkin flavored everything, hayrides, corn mazes, and SOUPS!!
Winter is pretty good too: Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, sitting by the fire, playing in the snow, pine scents, how beautiful it is when everything is covered in snow. Even if it’s dreary and cold, the holidays really give winter a leg up in this competition.
But there aren’t even any good holidays in spring. St. Patrick’s day? Meh. Valentine’s day? Even as someone in a relationship who loves love stuff, I think V day is objectively overrated and ends with someone being disappointed 90% of the time. Easter is a nice holiday, but it’s mostly just going to church and eating eggs.
I love that things start growing and turning green again in spring, but even the greenery is better in summer, when it really gets into full swing.
In conclusion, spring is terrible and if you say it’s your favorite season, you’re wrong.
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